Motherfuck everyone.

I have officially stopped smoking.

"In this Bollywood extravaganza, Superman and Indian Lois Lane (a.k.a. Indian Spiderwoman) use the power of dance to commit crimes against humanity"

Happy New Year.

Dad might have type 2 diabetes.

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS

Holy FUCK David Bowie is amazing. I mean MY GOD.

To those who do not know her I present Coco Sugarbush.

I cut off all my hair. Also I don't hate Kate Anderson anymore.

Gardening has been waaaay fun I work with a bunch of hippie college students. And hooray and a half for making some money. I'm coming home this weekend and that'll be nice.

Thinking about getting a tattoo. Like on my upper arm. I think it would be a superb idea. Also, I cashed my 1st paycheck from my aunt's insurance company. It wasn't for oodles of money, but still I feel great that I actually have some.

I have a job. Well two sort of. My aunt hurt her neck and back in a car accident, so she gets to hire someone to do shit that she normally would be a ble to but can't now. I'm getting paid $15 an hour to do her laundry and dishes. Pretty fucking great. And also I will be gardening for rich people. So Hooray.

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I stole Sam's garden gnome last night.

I just saw American Psycho. I'm still not quite sure what I think of it.
Although it bugged me that one of the characters attributed a quote to Ed Gein, when it was actually said by Edmund Kemper. I will call you on your shit if you fuck around with serial killers. But it was a very interesting movie.

I'm gettind dreadlocks.

Fuck King Lear and fuck finals.
I've spent the entire school year telling myself that colleges don't really look at your sophomore year, so don't sweat it. But I don't think I can use that excuse next year, so how am I going to explain away my laziness and general unhappiness? My GPA is shit because of all the school I missed and made up half-heartedly. But what if I stay this way? What if my grades don't improve in the next two years. It's not like I'm getting Fs, but who wants a mediocre student? What if I have to go to community college? Is it really worth the extra hours of sleep?

Some people have mentioned wanting to see a picture of my sister Dimples. So this is what she looks like. Only she's married and has kids now. They're fucking cute.

Holy shit I just saw Velvet Goldmine for the first time.

I AM THE WALRUS

Went to the harmony prom w/Martin and Autum. Would had had a fine time had it not been for this guy who WOULD NOT stop hitting on me. How can someone be so oblivious?