In Soviet Russia

If I could summarize my overall emotional state of the last few months

2009-05-05T03:07:26Z

Motherfuck everyone.

Making my mom proud

2009-03-27T05:57:13Z

I have officially stopped smoking.

I got back from my cousin's naming ceremony, where this SUPER CUTE cuban drummer gave me his #

2009-03-21T19:36:08Z

"In this Bollywood extravaganza, Superman and Indian Lois Lane (a.k.a. Indian Spiderwoman) use the power of dance to commit crimes against humanity"

I can't think

2009-01-10T18:56:37Z

Happy New Year.

rita_mtr_maid @ 2008-11-24T01:17:00

2008-11-24T06:17:46Z

Dad might have type 2 diabetes.

A message to the general public

2008-11-04T15:24:21Z

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS

It almost hurts

2008-09-22T05:13:59Z

Holy FUCK David Bowie is amazing. I mean MY GOD.

I so wish I was a guy so I could be a drag queen

2008-09-10T04:36:36Z

To those who do not know her I present Coco Sugarbush.

It's all short.

2008-09-04T05:20:54Z

I cut off all my hair. Also I don't hate Kate Anderson anymore.

Back to Btown on Saturday

2008-07-22T20:42:07Z

Gardening has been waaaay fun I work with a bunch of hippie college students. And hooray and a half for making some money. I'm coming home this weekend and that'll be nice.

Thinking about getting a tattoo. Like on my upper arm. I think it would be a superb idea. Also, I cashed my 1st paycheck from my aunt's insurance company. It wasn't for oodles of money, but still I feel great that I actually have some.

Makin some moolah

2008-07-08T19:32:10Z

I have a job. Well two sort of. My aunt hurt her neck and back in a car accident, so she gets to hire someone to do shit that she normally would be a ble to but can't now. I'm getting paid $15 an hour to do her laundry and dishes. Pretty fucking great. And also I will be gardening for rich people. So Hooray.

Good Things To Know

2008-07-02T19:15:11Z

Created by OnePlusYou

I just can't get enough

2008-06-24T23:08:03Z

I stole Sam's garden gnome last night.

rita_mtr_maid @ 2008-06-20T01:23:00

2008-06-20T05:26:58Z

I just saw American Psycho. I'm still not quite sure what I think of it.
Although it bugged me that one of the characters attributed a quote to Ed Gein, when it was actually said by Edmund Kemper. I will call you on your shit if you fuck around with serial killers. But it was a very interesting movie.

News?

2008-06-09T03:51:13Z

I'm gettind dreadlocks.

rita_mtr_maid @ 2008-05-22T01:25:00

2008-05-22T05:31:16Z

Fuck King Lear and fuck finals.
I've spent the entire school year telling myself that colleges don't really look at your sophomore year, so don't sweat it. But I don't think I can use that excuse next year, so how am I going to explain away my laziness and general unhappiness? My GPA is shit because of all the school I missed and made up half-heartedly. But what if I stay this way? What if my grades don't improve in the next two years. It's not like I'm getting Fs, but who wants a mediocre student? What if I have to go to community college? Is it really worth the extra hours of sleep?

I present to you, my adopted half-sister Anne-Marie

2008-05-11T06:30:07Z

Some people have mentioned wanting to see a picture of my sister Dimples. So this is what she looks like. Only she's married and has kids now. They're fucking cute.

rita_mtr_maid @ 2008-05-09T23:46:00

2008-05-10T03:46:59Z

Holy shit I just saw Velvet Goldmine for the first time.

rita_mtr_maid @ 2008-05-01T16:47:00

2008-05-01T20:47:52Z

I AM THE WALRUS

Harmony Prom

2008-04-27T03:16:16Z

Went to the harmony prom w/Martin and Autum. Would had had a fine time had it not been for this guy who WOULD NOT stop hitting on me. How can someone be so oblivious?

I GOT NEW GLASSES BICHEZ

2008-04-10T01:04:26Z

Ho hum. It feels like things are moving around me but I'm just sitting still. It's felt like that for a while. I guess it just comes from being incredibly unproductive.

I bought a pink ruffly dress at goodwill. I think it'll go nicely w/fishnets and new boots.

I had a great weekend

2008-03-30T20:53:26Z

I'm fucking adorable.

Happy Easter

2008-03-27T06:11:38Z

We went over to Martin's new crush, Derek's house. I like him ,he can spin a rifle.

Spring Break. With snow everywhere.

2008-03-14T16:56:01Z

In minneapolis. Got my hair done. Bought some neat shit. Mostly babysitting. I need to write an english paper.

Kierkegaard- genius or retard?

2008-03-07T13:35:30Z

Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but consists in the fact that the relation relates itself to its own self.

Man is a synthesis of the infinite and the finite. A synthesis is a relation between two factors. So regarded, man is not yet a self. If on the contrary the relation relates itself to its own self, the relation is then the positive third term, and this is the self.

Such a derived, constituted, relation is the human self, a relation which relates itself to its own self, and in relating itself to its own self relates itself to another.

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