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  <title>In Soviet Russia</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 03:07:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>If I could summarize my overall emotional state of the last few months</title>
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  <description>Motherfuck everyone.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:57:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Making my mom proud</title>
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  <description>I have officially stopped smoking.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:36:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I got back from my cousin&apos;s naming ceremony, where this SUPER CUTE cuban drummer gave me his #</title>
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    &lt;br&gt;&quot;In this Bollywood extravaganza, Superman and Indian Lois Lane (a.k.a. Indian Spiderwoman) use the power of dance to commit crimes against humanity&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:56:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I can&apos;t think</title>
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  <description>Happy New Year.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:17:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dad might have type 2 diabetes.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:24:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A message to the general public</title>
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  <description>LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:13:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It almost hurts</title>
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  <description>Holy FUCK David Bowie is amazing. I mean MY GOD.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:36:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I so wish I was a guy so I could be a drag queen</title>
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  <description>To those who do not know her I present Coco Sugarbush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/rubberduckypie/Coy_ooh.jpg&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:20:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s all short.</title>
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  <description>I cut off all my hair. Also I don&apos;t hate Kate Anderson anymore.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:42:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Back to Btown on Saturday</title>
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  <description>Gardening has been waaaay fun I work with a bunch of hippie college students. And hooray and a half for making some money. I&apos;m coming home this weekend and that&apos;ll be nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thinking about getting a tattoo. Like on my upper arm. I think it would be a superb idea. Also, I cashed my 1st paycheck from my aunt&apos;s insurance company. It wasn&apos;t for oodles of money, but still I feel great that I actually have some.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:32:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Makin some moolah</title>
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  <description>I have a job. Well two sort of. My aunt hurt her neck and back in a car accident, so she gets to hire someone to do shit that she normally would be a ble to but can&apos;t now. I&apos;m getting paid $15 an hour to do her laundry and dishes. Pretty fucking great. And also I will be gardening for rich people. So Hooray.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:15:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Good Things To Know</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:08:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I just can&apos;t get enough</title>
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  <description>I stole Sam&apos;s garden gnome last night.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:26:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just saw American Psycho. I&apos;m still not quite sure what I think of it. &lt;br /&gt;Although it bugged me that one of the characters attributed a quote to Ed Gein, when it was actually said by Edmund Kemper. I will call you on your shit if you fuck around with serial killers. But it was a very interesting movie.</description>
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  <lj:music>Light My Fire</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:51:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>News?</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m gettind dreadlocks.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 05:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Fuck King Lear and fuck finals. &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve spent the entire school year telling myself that colleges don&apos;t really look at your sophomore year, so don&apos;t sweat it. But I don&apos;t think I can use that excuse next year, so how am I going to explain away my laziness and general unhappiness? My GPA is shit because of all the school I missed and made up half-heartedly. But what if I stay this way? What if my grades don&apos;t improve in the next two years. It&apos;s not like I&apos;m getting Fs, but who wants a mediocre student? What if I have to go to community college? Is it really worth the extra hours of sleep?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 06:30:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I present to you, my adopted half-sister Anne-Marie</title>
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  <description>Some people have mentioned wanting to see a picture of my sister Dimples. So this is what she looks like. Only she&apos;s married and has kids now. They&apos;re fucking cute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/rubberduckypie/dimples-1.jpg&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:46:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Holy shit I just saw Velvet Goldmine for the first time.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:47:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I AM THE WALRUS</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:16:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Harmony Prom</title>
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  <description>Went to the harmony prom w/Martin and Autum. Would had had a fine time had it not been for this guy who WOULD NOT stop hitting on me. How can someone be so oblivious?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:04:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I GOT NEW GLASSES BICHEZ</title>
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  <description>Ho hum. It feels like things are moving around me but I&apos;m just sitting still. It&apos;s felt like that for a while. I guess it just comes from being incredibly unproductive. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bought a pink ruffly dress at goodwill. I think it&apos;ll go nicely w/fishnets and new boots.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:53:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I had a great weekend</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/rubberduckypie/bottles.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m fucking adorable.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:11:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Happy Easter</title>
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    &lt;br&gt;We went over to Martin&apos;s new crush, Derek&apos;s house. I like him ,he can spin a rifle.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:56:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Spring Break. With snow everywhere.</title>
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  <description>In minneapolis. Got my hair done. Bought some neat shit. Mostly babysitting. I need to write an english paper.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:35:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Kierkegaard- genius or retard?</title>
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  <description>Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but consists in the fact that the relation relates itself to its own self. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man is a synthesis of the infinite and the finite. A synthesis is a relation between two factors. So regarded, man is not yet a self. If on the contrary the relation relates itself to its own self, the relation is then the positive third term, and this is the self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such a derived, constituted, relation is the human self, a relation which relates itself to its own self, and in relating itself to its own self relates itself to another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PROFOUND</description>
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